You know how tight your jeans fit right out
of the dryer? Then you must also know how, after a couple of wears, they are
stretched and loose.
I had a pair of pants that were like that,
a perfect fit, waist and leg length, that first day out of the dryer. After
that they tended to ride a little lower, making the leg length a little longer.
Long enough that I would catch the back hem under my heel.
So, there I was yesterday, my pants
comfortably worn into relaxation mode, standing at the ATM machine.
Somehow, I picked up a wad of thrown away
gum that attached itself to the hem of my pants. When I stood at the bank
machine my ‘too-long’ pants caught under my heel.
The pressure of standing must have given
the gum a chance to adhere to the floor and as I turned to walk away, my foot
stayed planted on the floor. My body moved forward, but my leg and foot didn’t.
I was caught by surprise, as was the woman
beside me waiting for the machine.
She had her wallet out, ready, and I
grabbed for her to maintain my balance and avoid falling to the floor.
We had an anxious moment. I was afraid of
ending up in a heap on the floor, and she was thinking I was a thief after her
wallet. Come on, if I was really a thief I’d have waited until she made her
withdrawal at the machine, but like I said, it was an anxious moment.
When I explained my foot was stuck, she
gave me a steady hand as I pulled my foot free and discovered the gum on my
pants. We laughed as it was comical, and we were both relieved our worse case
scenario had not played out.
A word of advice, apply ice to the gum and
scrape it off. It may take a couple of applications but it will come off
cleaner than if you try and rub it off at room temperature. That’s my handy
household tip of the day.
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