Oh, to be the spider on the wall. I know,
you’re thinking it’s a fly on the wall. That’s if you’re talking about being
able to see and hear what’s going on in a place you wouldn’t normally be able
to see and hear.
I’m talking the eight legged, scream when
you see it, shrieking ‘kill it, kill it’ kind of spider.
I’ve been on my own for a number of years,
without a spider slayer to come to my rescue, and have managed fairly well.
There’s the rolled up magazine swat, the toe
stomp, and my usual, the squish it with a tissue or wad of toilet paper. The
problem with squeezing the spider in the tissue is the possibility the spider
has not been killed, but is lurking in a fold of tissue, just waiting for you
to release your death grip. So, you have to check, right?
Once there’s been verification that the
spider is contained I dispose of it with a quick flush down the toilet. No
sense in taking any chances.
At the other apartment they used to spray
the windows and doors every spring and fall, not that I thought it did much good.
The worst spot for spiders there was my car’s rear view mirror. For those of us
who were not out on a daily basis there was usually a web reaching from mirror
to door that had to be removed.
It was a standard joke that one day we’d
come out to see spider webs entirely covering our vehicles. There was a danger
in these spiders, the ones that took up residence behind my rear view. Last
year I thought I’d disposed of the strands of the web and was driving along
with my window down when the biggest spider came out from behind the mirror.
I’d never seen a spider in the mirror
before; obviously wrong in my thinking they spun at night and went somewhere
else to sleep during the day. I almost had a car accident I was so surprised.
It is not recommended that you try to evict a spider while driving.
Needless to say while shopping I bought
some bug spray and gave the spider a warning that he should find another home.
Maybe it’s the dampness of living by the
lake, maybe it’s the season, the rain and drop in temperature, I don’t know,
but they are in abundance.
Back to the spider on the wall. I’m in bed
reading the other night and I see this black spot on the wall, right up against
the ceiling. It wasn’t moving but I knew it was a spider. I couldn’t do a quick
kill as it was too high, and of my reach. With my recent back problems there’s
no way I could move the bed or climb on to it to stand.
So, I kept on reading, and kept a wary eye out
for any movement on his part. In the back of my mind I was hoping he’d move
along and down the wall so I could kill him more easily. Typical, I got no
cooperation.
I have one of those fuzzy long handled
dusting things and considered using it, but I’d tried that once before and the
soft texture traps, but doesn’t kill. Maybe the broom, but again with the soft
bristles and then there’s the risk of knocking the spider off the wall and into
the bed.
It’s been two days, and it hasn’t moved. I’ve
kept my eye on it and have had a bit of restless sleep. What to do, what to do?
I have these thoughts that it’s up there
dead, why else has it not moved. So I should be able to get it with the broom.
My other thought is it’s not a boy spider
but a gestating female. Has she got a brood of babies in there, ready to be born? I fear I’ll look up and see my wall covered with spiders looking for a
new home. Any decent mother would have her babies in a protected place I’d
think, and as there’s no nest and no web, I’m hoping for the dead male spider
scenario.
Maybe I’ll do some research about spiders.
I’ll definitely look up that pin I found on Pinterest, about how to get rid of
spiders. I think I pinned it to my board with other household tips.
He still hasn’t moved. I have to go out
tomorrow, and with any luck he’ll be gone when I get back. Oops, that raises
the question of where did he go?
My son said he was going to drop by before
work one day, so guess what kiddo? You’re the newly appointed Spider Slayer.
Sons like to feel their Moms need them, so
it’s a fair trade.
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